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What's the closest thing you have to a time machine?
Submitted by Verisimilitude.

My watch that is 5mins ahead of time....

I'm still always late tho :(

After playing guitar hero for 2 days i have decided to set myself the UN realistic target to play the below song within 2 months. I have the tabs as shown in the video and timing.. all i need is practice... I don't really see how i can fail???

i'll post the results in 1 month

What a relief, finally passed my CCNA after months of hard work. I can understand why the training courses are so expensive, it would have saved me so much more time if someone stood in front of a class explaining things. Now that stage 1 is over its onto the next which is the Sun Solaris cert. Lets see if i can pass it within the month. 

There is a new Chinese chief/ TV presenter on BBC 2 hoping to induce the masses to great Chinese food. The name of the messiah is Ching-He Huang from Taiwan. Now regardless of her credentials she is destined to be slated within the Chinese community for being a fake!. It's the same with Chinese and Italians, everyone is a critic when it comes to food they always know best regardless how qualifed the person who cooked the dam meal is. I can just imagine the legions of people chinese in the UK shouting at the TV at every oppotunity to discredit her style weither it's "the wok is not hot enought" or its "that's not even chinese food she's cooking".
 Generally the same reaction is served whenever a certain age of chinese person sees any french or gorument cooking. Chinese food is judged on a different critearia, it first must be enought to FEED your belly FULL, also it must be done at SPEED and they must be plenty of source and dominnating flavour. ( i.e its either hot or spice or some dominant flavour or not, there is no "hint" of this or a "dashing of flavour " of that. Think on or off.)
 I like chinese food but i really can't see the artistry in it when you walk into the kitchen and the chief is cooking your food with a huge wok and a ladle that could double as a walking stick.

Wok

What i really made me POO POO ms Huang was this extract from profile on the BBC .. see below
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She was taught the basic philosophy behind Chinese cuisine (the emphasis on balancing ying and yang through 'hot' and 'cold' ingredients), but then was left to improvise by herself
"

" ying and yang"??? we call that MSG in chinese LOL

My partner at circuit training dropped this little gem on me " one Banana contains about 100 calories!! don't you think that's a lot?". At first i didn't really until i done the math. Based on a daily recommended intake of 2000 calories for a male that would mean i would ONLY need to consume 20 bananas before i reached my limit for the day Surely that can't be correct? I've already had 3 today and I'm currently munching on one now.. dam you bananas for tasty so good Grrrrrrrrrrr

2 days i was running a little bit late for my interview and cut across Manchester city center on foot. As i walked past a Caucasian hoodlum purporting to be of Afro-Caribbean decent tried to acquire a princely sum of £1 from me. I say this because instead of the way he inquired wasn't " excuse me, may i aggressively persuade you in handing over £1 for myself for no valid reason". Instead  he mumbled "er ar.. bruv, yo.. you got me pound. er ya ya yo yo yo". At which pound he tried to follow me and i just left him to his "hoodlum" ways.
   Anyway i was in a rush and made the interview slightly late but the interview and test went well and the interview seemed to give the impression that it went also.
    It's only afterwards that i thought to myself that techinically that fool was trying to mug me? Why would he think i would hand over £1? I can only reason it was because i was wearing a suit and unlikley to put up to any defence? How has the world produced such dumb people? lol thinking about it now i should have taken my jacket off and slammed his head on the concret and the shoved his body in the canal ( or maybe armbarred him like i taught my nephew). What if i was an old man or easy intimidated individual? Another thing is that it was in midday and the idiot was only asking for £1 and not my wallet.LOL  The whole situation is just place silly.

I've always been pretty good with diet ever since my bro started calling me "Fatty" when i was a kid, but right now i'm stuffing my ugly face with some Beef jerky smuggled straight from Hong Kong. ( Name of the source withheld.) I know that with each bite i'm eating pure fat and blubber, in fact i can taste the oil in my throat right now. I remember this was the stuff i use to love when i was a kid before , a time before health warnings and goverment inititives for healthy diets were introduced. It reminds me of the days i use to stuff myself silly on food LOL.... maybe i was really a fatty... either way i need to stop now.. i'm getting a sickening feeling in my stomah from all the fat and oil :(

I met up recently with friend from high school who i haven't seen for a while. I was talking about the modernization of Islam and what direction it needs to take to involve the next generation. He told me a funny thing about the slaughter process they employ. He said that with each kill of the animal there must be a pray said so to increase production they have a tape playing constantly on loop within the slaughter house. What was really funny was he told me they actually speed up the tape to keep in line with the production LOL . I think they point was miss entirly although technically they indeed were following the rules.
 Whats the point in following rules you don't even understand or care about? Reading and understanding are two seperate things, interpretation also really F*(K$ things up. Maybe thats why everyone can't be on the same page.

For some reason i just can't get into revising for my final exam. I've got all the material together and i know the stuff,, its just working on the little details.

I've just book the exam date and its in 2 days time.. with this in mind I've got renewed energy to hit the books and pass that dam exam... maybe i work better under pressure? Well at the very least its given me more impetus to get my finger out of my ......

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If i pass i'll shave my head